Ashton Kutcher no longer appears to be following Demi Moore on Twitter. What does it all mean? Why won’t they confirm or deny? If they try to slip in an official split statement mid-weekend that drags me back into the office, I’m going to be an unhappy camper. Celebrities: please be considerate and schedule the implosion of your lives around business hours, mmm-kay?
Courtney Love is writing a memoir. I hope they don’t edit it and just print it as submitted so it reads like the amazing word smoothie that is her blog.
Russell Brand will be the first guest on Rosie O’Donnell’s new show. Do you remember her very first guest on her old show. I do – because It was George Clooney. #downgrade
Jack Osbourne is engaged – after four whole months of dating!
In other nuptial news, Saturday Night Live funnyman Kenan Thompson is engaged to model Christina Evangeline.
Avril Lavigne‘s reps are denying those reports she’s belly bumping.
Looks like Sabrina the Teenage Witch could use a little magic. Melissa Joan Hart is being sued for wrongful termination and racial profiling.
Justin Theroux’s motorcycle was vandalized with…bologna. Man, even the crimes against him are hipster-y.
As if there were any doubt, Sandra Bullock and Heidi Klum have offered proof that they would be awesome people to go drinking with.
Jezebel’s Ryan Gosling ringtones are the best things ever invented. Ever. “Hey girl, I’m sorry my shirt fell off” is being uploaded to my phone as I type…
Also awesome, this animated gif of Ryan giving George Clooney a wet willy.
Lindsay Lohan has to take an anti-shoplifting class. Because not putting things you didn’t pay for in your purse requires intensive training.
Here’s the new trailer for I Melt With You. Looks dark ‘n twisty.
